Self
Laredo
Brad Pitt / George W. Bush / John Swartzwelder
Bill (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ron Swanson
Norman (voice)
Ron Swanson
Vex (voice)
Greg's Dad
Shlubb
Metal Beard (voice)
Norman (voice)
Narrator (voice)
General Sidney
Norman (voice)
The Narrator (voice)
Dick McDonald
Cop
Frank Toy
Francis James "Frank" Fisher
Marcus
Bill
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Agent Powers (voice)
Self
Captain Bowditch (voice)
Voice of Narrator (voice)
Self - Guest
Self
Self
Self - Guest
Jinx
Chester A. Arthur
Murray Thompson
Narrator (voice)
Cody
Don Doolittle
Rick Kaepernick
Uncle Miltie
Dove Porter
