Brad Pitt / George W. Bush / John Swartzwelder
Bill (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ron Swanson
Norman (voice)
Ron Swanson
Vex (voice)
Greg's Dad
Shlubb
Metal Beard (voice)
Norman (voice)
Narrator (voice)
General Sidney
Dick McDonald
Norman (voice)
The Narrator (voice)
Cop
Frank Toy
Himself
Francis James "Frank" Fisher
Deputy Chief Hardy
Marcus
Bill
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Agent Powers (voice)
Self
Captain Bowditch (voice)
The Home Depot Consultant
Self - Guest
Self
Self
Self - Guest
Jinx
Chester A. Arthur
Murray Thompson
Narrator (voice)
Cody
Don Doolittle
Rick Kaepernick
Uncle Miltie
Dove Porter
